stream of consciousness

Aesthetics of the Signs

scorpioconfessions:

  • Aries - Goth Lolita
  • Taurus - Farm Ho
  • Gemini - That one where people cum on shit and then post it 
  • Cancer - Vaporwave
  • Leo - Weed/Rasta/Bob Marley Merch 
  • Virgo - Normcore
  • Libra - Racist Southern Tumblr (patagonia and L.L. Bean)
  • Scorpio - She’s her own unique individual
  • Sagittarius - “Comme des Fuckdown” Beanies, Timberlands, etc.
  • Capricorn - Crusty Hipster 
  • Aquarius - Japanese Minimalism 
  • Pisces - Pastel Goth/Gothcore/whatever it’s called now

Of course I had to be a gemini

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puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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Obsessed with the Covet Fashion app. Dress up dolls for grown ups. Let’s share closets at bit.ly/17kpmQ5

I’m sure I can’t relate to what females go through in Hollywood. I’m sure I can’t. But, I do know what it feels like to eat emotionally, and…to be be sad and make yourself happy with food. And then to be almost immediately sad again and now ashamed and then to try to hide those feelings with more food. I know what that’s like. It’s a vicious cycle and it’s a very real thing. I know what it’s like to have body image issues, but I also know that if you just work hard and enlist the help of good coaches and be coachable, that you can actually change that.

—Chris Pratt (via geek-ramblings)

This man is perfect and beautiful and so sweet ughhhhhhh